Groovy Baby! (2024)

Fine. Since we're posting nothing but pics, I'll post the entire script to Austin Powers:
1 EXT. LAS VEGAS (STOCK FOTTAGE) - NIGHT
GRAPHIC: 1967 - SOMEWHERE IN NEVADA
It is set against the obvious skyline of Las Vegas.
2 INT. DR. EVIL'S PRIVATE QUARTERS - DAY
The lair is 1960's high-tech. We see a huge oversized conference
table with six scary-looking
EVIL ASSOCIATES, including a Latin American REVOLUTIONARY in a
field jacket and turtleneck, TWIN
NORDIC DOCTORS, and a METER MAID.
ANGLE ON: A RING WITH DR. EVIL'S INSIGNIA ON IT. The ringed hand
is stroking a WHITE FLUFFY
CAT.
DR. EVIL
(face always unseen)
Gentlemen, are we all here? Good. As you know, my plot to high-
jack
nuclear weapons and hold the world hostage has failed. Again.
This
organization will not tolerate failure.
He presses a button. The Revolutionary, the twin Nordic doctors,
and the meter maid's chairs tip
back and fall into a pit. Their chairs return empty and smoking.
DR. EVIL
Mustafa...
ANGLE ON: MUSTAFA, an Arab with a red Fez.
DR. EVIL
Frau Farbissina...
ANGLE ON FRAU FARBISSINA in a severe Salvation Army uniform.
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DR. EVIL
I spared your lives because I need you to help me rid the world
of the only
man who can stop me now. We must go to London. I've set a trap
for Austin
Powers!
2A EXT. CARNABY STREET - DAY
MUSIC: Soul Bossanova by QUINCY JONES.
We start on a pair of BEATLE BOOTS and peg-top crushed velvet
pants walking down the street in
rhythm, à la Saturday Night Fever.
We pan up to reveal AUSTIN POWERS, International Man of Mystery.
He's a swinger, with
medium-length Mod hair and sideburns and he wears National Health
Services glasses.
Austin walks along Carnaby Street taking photographs. It is that
perpetual bright sunny day you
see in Sixties movies.
Austin, bursting with life, gives a two-handed handshake to a MOD
FREAK, who's just gotten off a
red double-decker bus.
Austin salutes a strolling BOBBY, then comes across TWO BEAUTIFUL
MOD GIRLS who are excited to
see him. They all start to twist to the music, including the
Bobby.
FREEZE FRAME - TECHNICOLOR BLUE TINT - TITLE CARD
(PRODUCTION NOTE: ALL TITLE CARDS WILL BE DONE IN TECHNICOLOR
FREEZE FRAMES À LA SWEET CHARITY.)
In the middle of the street, THREE MODELS wait impatiently to be
photographed in a makeshift
photo shoot area.
One wears a short-skirted Stewardess outfit. One wears a metallic
silver pantsuit with matching
cowl. The other wears a see-through Mary Quant dress.
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AUSTIN
(taking photos)
Alright, luv! Love it! Turn...pout for me baby. Smashing!
We see that AUSTIN HAS VERY BAD ENGLISH TEETH. The model in the
stewardess outfit foes on all
fours.
AUSTIN
Crazy baby. Give me some shoulder. Yes! Yes! Yes!
(beat)
No. No.
Show me love. Yes! And...done. Here you go, luv. I'm spent.
Austin throws the camera in the air behind him. An ASSISTANT
scrambles and catches it before it
hits the ground.
AUSTIN
Get these off to Fab Magazine right away.
SUPERMODEL 1
Austin, you've really outdone yourself this time.
AUSTIN
Thanks, baby.
SUPERMODEL 2
(suggestively)
We could have another photo session back at my flat.
AUSTIN
(coyly)
Oh, behave!
SUPERMODEL 3
Austin, I love you!
AUSTIN
So many women, so little time.
A gaggle of MOD GIRLS come towards the shoot site. They recognize
Austin and SCREAM
hysterically.
MOD GIRL 1
It's Austin Powers!
Austin runs away. The mob chases after him a la Hard Day's Night.
2C EXT. CARNABY STREET
Two BAD GUYS attack Austin. He JUDO CHOPS them.
AUSTIN
Judo chop! Judo chop!
The mob of girls catches up to Austin and he runs away.
2D EXT. PHONE BOOTH
Austin's in a phone booth with his back turned. The mob runs by.
He steps out, disguised only
by a beard.
2E EXT. GUARD STATION - LONDON - DAY
Austin is jiving down the street and comes across a stoned-face
red-coated